'A Bard must be Intelligent, Personable and Agile' - TES Daggerfall. THE BEST KEPT SECRET on eBay! NEW Designer Lingerie! bras, bra sets! Daniel Axel, Valbonne, Panache! Multibuy discounts, BIN Student Discount - Email! Toys/Games RPG Diablo 2. Rare & Vegan Items. *NOCHEX is FREE and PAYPAL is FREE*
The Bard bids you Most Welcome!
Every English Bard's homepage is a Castle - at least I think that's how the saying goes...
I have been an eBay fan since Wednesday, 09 Jan, 2002 and I'd like to extend a warm welcome to you personally...
Welcome to my merrie eBay Shoppe - The Bard's Lute - and I'm
quite approachable - any questions...just send me an email! Buyers or Sellers,
I hope to hear from you soon!
...Oh and of course I'll be listing heaps of fab new items! (Amidst much
merriment!)
I am looking out for...
PC Games - particularly 1st person RPGs - like TES IV: Oblivion! I have just bought the Collector's Edition and now need a new DVD drive!
The theme for The Bard's Lute shoppe is based on The Elder Scrolls stories and games such as Arena (which I completed as a Bard ...surprise!) Daggerfall and Morrowind...
oh...and I love to hear about Diablo
2 stuff!
'DIABLO II' ~ Lord of Destruction
What a fab game! To all Diablo 2 players... if there are any unique or set items you desperately need, please let me know... I will see if I can locate them, and if I don't have them myself, I may be able to find someone who would sell!
Picture: Sorceress from Diablo 2
'THE FATE' ~ New RPG Game: Players Wanted! After much searching I have obtained a copy of a debut UK RPG release from 4AM Entertainment, called 'The Fate'. It is very similar to D2 but has a host of cool features - and an intriguing storyline! I am looking for someone to share playing tips - or even play online.
If you are lucky enough to have played - or (even better!) actually own a copy of 'The Fate' - I would love to hear from you! - Please send me an email through eBay's 'Contact a member' facility - just click on my User-ID 'bardbid' at the top of this page. Look forward to hearing from you soon! :o)
'SACRED' ~ RPG Game: Amazing!! Also, check out the RPG from Ascaron Games, called 'Sacred'. Again, very similar to D2 but in this amazing game the graphics and audio are far superior. Villagers whisper about you as well as talk to you... and some of the things they say...well! There are 6 possible characters you can play. You can be a blonde she-knight by day, and by night ...a raven-haired gothic vampiress! You can even ride your own horse into battle!
Again, if you have a copy and play online - let me know! :o)
'GUILD WARS' ~ "WOW O WOW!" Definitely recommended. This has to be (in my humble opinion) the BEST online role playing game - breathtakingly beautiful! All characters are drop dead gorgeous (customiseable skin/hair/faces/height), and come as male and female, so nobody feels left out. The scenery is spectacular, great wardrobes(!) fabulous quests, lovely music etc etc! Come into our world and hang out with the beautiful people!! Stunning.
You really must get yourself a copy of this game - it's free to play online - no subscription fees! :o)
Picture: Elementalist and Ranger (background) from Guild Wars
Fancy a FREE Game...?
Looking for a quick and simple game? one that you can play as much or as little as you like? as and when you have time? Gothador - Devilishly Addictive! Play online now for FREE!
Seriously into Computer Games?...
I think myself extremely fortunate to be one of the 'chosen' studying Computer Games Technology at
The University of Abertay, here in Dundee.
You may link to the Abertay site to view the
'White Space' Video (requires media player)
If you are a budding games programmer, audio developer, a 2D/3D artist, (or are just desperate to design your own stonking new RPG!) you might like to check out the Computer Games degree courses at Abertay.
Whether you choose a BA(Hons) or MA in Computer Arts, a BA(Hons) in Game Production Mangement or a BSc(Hons), PGDip or MSc in Computer Games Technology - you'll receive a warm welcome, and a wealth of opportunities.
eBay Sales...
I always endeavor to make sure that all my sale items including any clothing,
are in a pleasing condition and state of repair. If there are any particular
details which interest you - feel free to ask! Also, I never knowingly auction
any animal products, so if you're ever unsure about any aspect of any item
- just send me an email!
Items for Sale as of 22-May-08 18:59:14 BST are shown below... Untitled Document
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To protect bidder privacy, when the price or highest bid on an item reaches or exceeds a certain level, User IDs will be displayed as anonymous names. For auction items, a bold price means at least one bid has been received.
Note: Anonymous names may appear more than once and may represent different bidders.
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~OO~ The Bard's own Tableau of Lingerie Sizes ~OO~ ~oo~
(Use
as a guide ONLY - sizes do vary between brands and manufacturers - no
returns for mis-buys - sorry!)
"Know ye thine own size" ~ The Bard :o)
Most
Popular Bard's Lute Cup Sizes so far:
Europe
UK/US
France
Spain
Italy
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28
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75
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30
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80
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32
85
85
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34
90
90
2
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80
36
95
95
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85
38
100
100
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105
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Customer Satisfaction - UK bidders...
It is important to me that you find these items to your complete satisfaction.
I will not hesitate to offer a full refund if any item is found to be faulty - just be sure
your item is returned in its original condition by return of post (within
3 days - UK only). Thank you for bidding!
International Bidders / Les Enchérisseurs Internationales... Please email BEFORE bidding. This is a condition of sale. Please also read the item description and payment instructions before bidding. International Payments in GBP(£) Sterling please, via Paypal ONLY.
Faites le Contact au vendeur AVANT d'enchérir, et lisez bien les Conditions De Vente dans La Page D'Annonce, s'il vous plait. Paiements Internationales (GBP) avec Paypal.
Thank you! Merci!
Lingerie Guidelines...
The usual 3-day refund guarantee (for items returned in their original condition)
does not apply once brand new lingerie items have been opened and tried
on (Unless faulty of course!) - this would not be recommended under eBay
guidelines - The Bard's Lute eBay Shops are the same as normal shops - and
cannot accept returned lingerie for the normal hygiene precautions unless
faulty or still sealed in original pack - this is a safeguard to protect
you as a customer and one, the wisdom of which, I am sure you will appreciate!
:)
(Pas de reprise pour la lingerie pour raison évidente d'hygienne)
Electrical Items & Customer Safety Precautions...
Electrical Items are typically sold as Brand New, Unused and Untested and this is usually stated in the Descriptions. Therefore,
for your own security and peace of mind, please consult your own Qualified
Electrician if you are in any doubt whatsoever before bidding, and then
also again before use - Please note: any Bagged or Sealed Electrical Item
cannot be considered to be in original condition once opened - but naturally
may still be returned if found to be faulty! :)
Computer Software & Games...
As with Electrical Items, Software Titles are typically sold as Brand New,
Sealed, Unopened, Unused and Untested and this is usually stated in the
Descriptions. Therefore, similarly, for your own security and peace of mind,
please consult your own Software Retailer or Hardware Technician if you
are in any doubt whatsoever before bidding, and then also again before use.
Please email beforehand if you are unsure of any aspect of the software,
system requirements or think you will need instructions for installation.
(It is assumed that you bid with the certain knowledge that the Software
chosen will definitely be compatible for your system) - Please note: as
before, any Bagged, Boxed or Sealed Software Title cannot be considered
to be in original condition once opened - but of course may still be returned
if found to be faulty! :)
Customer Care: Please also note the recommended minimum age for each game,
as typically stated in the description, and often again on the Software
Box. This usually gives a good indication of the Game Content and suitability
for your own or family enjoyment.
Feedback for Buyers...
Please leave positive feedback only when you are entirely happy with your
purchase - and then I'll usually leave positive feedback for you in return!
Please email me if you have any questions or suggestions!
Feedback for Sellers...
As soon as items arrive they are checked, and when I am happy with my purchase
I will leave positive feedback for the Seller - please return the compliment!
If there are any problems (rarely) I will email you - I do love giving good
feedback!
The Bard's Lute - Band of Companions...
As soon as The Bard gives you positive feedback - you become an instant
member of The Bard's Lute
'Band of Companions'- the merry party of The Bard's
Past Customers and Recommended Traders! - See also the special link at the
lower right of this Page! This is of course a very select order of noble
folks - and joined by invitation only!
Your eBay Personal Offer...
Where duplicate items are available, I will often (at my discretion) issue
eBay Personal Offers to runner-up bidders! Place a bid now - no matter how
small, I won't be offended! There may be a chance you could win an identical
item at less than the high bid! You never know your luck!
These eBay Personal Offers apply to selected duplicate items only.
NEW! The Bard's 10% BIN Student Discount Offer...
If you are a full-time or a part-time Student, and are studying at College or University - then here is some good news! The Bard's Lute is currently offering a timely 10% off the list price of any single Buy-It-Now Item! ~ The Bard knows there has got to be some reward for all that hard work and studious research!
To apply for the discount, please email before bidding. (The Bard will usually request one of the following; an Email sent by yourself from your College or University email account bearing your Matriculation Number, a scanned image of your National Student Union/Student Association Card, or a scanned image of your University Matriculation Card, as evidence of your acedemic worthiness!)
The 10% Student Discount Offer applies to Full Price Buy-It-Now items only and is issued entirely at The Bard's discretion. The Bard's Lute reserves the right to restrict, remove or change this Student Offer at any time.
Initial applications for the 10% Student Discount MUST be made via eBay's 'Contact Seller' email link (on the item's description page) PRIOR to bidding, within an email headed 'Student Discount'.
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