Welcome....
With the labour government not making any changes to the university system, having funded the majority of my 4 years of study myself based on a very small Students loan, 2 overdrafts, 2 credit cards and a MASSIVE bank loan, I am not surprisingly sinking into financial ruin as I type. "Get a job" I hear you cry, I have had jobs throughout all of my vacations and during term time when permissible, and am only prevented from finding another by the small 20,000 MSc dissertation based on Rural Regeneration. Feel free to give generously to my personal fund on the link below, or if you are a Rural Regeneration expert get in touch. However, you must note it is a secure transfer and it will, no doubt, give you that warm happy feeling that you have provided a payment for some coal to don the hearth of a skint student and provide some warmth for him and his friends, at least until it burns out and the matches are all spent!
It is not a begging emither from the cousin of a Nigerian business man who has sent you asking for your contact/bank details in order to unfreeze an account with a vast fortune in. Nor is it a plea for a pledge for a month to help the wounded badgers! It is a plea for whatever you feel compelled to give and to prevent me selling the remaining contents of our house!
FEEL FREE TO EMAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND COLLEGUES:
IF YOU EMAIL IT TO TWO PEOPLE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE BAD LUCK;
IF YOU EMAIL IT TO TEN YOU WILL NOT BE BLESSED;
SEND IT TO YOUR WHOLE ADDRESS BOOK AND ADD YOUR NAME TO A LIST AFTER YOU HAVE DONATED A POUND AND IN A YEARS TIME I WILL BE HOPEFULLY IN MY OWN HOUSE AND PREPARING TO RETIRE-AT WHICH TIME I WILL EMAIL EVERYONE AND INVITE THEM TO A BIG SHINDIG TO CELEBRATE THE GENEROSITY OF MANKIND AND THE POWER OF THE INTERWEB;
ANYTHING OVER THIS AMOUNT WILL OF COURSE BE DONATED TO THE BADGERS AND THE COUSIN OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS MAN!
Being a true Yorkshire lad from the dales: Jez Hits the Interweb!
I can source anything you require from the Dales, be it the wonderful Buffalo burgers through to Penhill water in a jar, give me a shout: Emither address
Getting back to any of my auctions, I accept cheques and postal orders ONLY because of the extra charges incurred via PayPal. Once cheques have cleared any goods will be despatched via normal post unless agreed before hand or outlined in the ebay auction!
I have a good feedback record, apart from my first ever sale upon which legal advice was taken, so drop a line for anything you may desire (within reason) and all the very best!!!
NOW LEAVE A CHEERY MESSAGE... GUESTBOOK!
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