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YIKES !!! STRIKE THE MOULD.
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Okay, well this is ME. .........sorry.
Were it not for the hard and heavy paper round a different ME would be here in front of your eyes, maybe similar to George Clooney.
Instead I am relegated to the Benny Hill line.
However, the mould was thoroughly smashed after I came along, believe me. This guarentees that throughout the World there is only ME.
Hear the applause. No? Must be ME.
I am married and have 3 Children, 10 going on 20, 7 going on everything and 6 just going.. Sorry, the line goes on. Hard to believe but it is amazing how fast the time goes. I am sure that they were all Babies at one point....my Wife will know.
I have been married for almost 12 years, thinking about this I could be eligable for Parole now, nudge nudge wink wink. I love my kids and yes I suppose my Wife too, Glad she doesn't read this.
I have a great sense of humour, some say strange, in fact ALL say strange lol, whether my type of humour is shared by others remains to be seen.
I love a good Joke, my Wife said she did too recently.
My Wife is a very kind person and always offers to help me pack my bags. On this subject she seems dead keen..lol. I think it takes something special when a married couple can say they are as nutty now as they were when they were first together. God has it been that long?
Must be the medication...lol...or the lack of.
Hey I almost forget...I have a Brother and 2 Sisters. Honest!!!...like I blame my Parents.
Oh well it is no point complaining...I'm here they're there....they are not here? COOL!!!!
Well that is a little about ME.
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