one day,little susie got her first ever period.

not quite sure what was happening and somewhat frightened she decided to tell little jonny.little susie dropped her panties and showed little jonny what was hapening.

little jonnys eyes opened wide in amazement."you know",he said,"i'm not a doctor,but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off".

THE GOOD,THE BAD AND THE UGLY

GOOD=YOURE PREGNANT

BAD=ITS TRIPLETS

UGLY=YOUR HUSBAND HAD A VASECTOMY 5 YEARS AGO

GOOD=YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT TALKING TO YOU

BAD=HE WANTS A DIVORCE

UGLY=HES A LAWYER

GOOD=YOUR SON IS FINALLY MATURING

BAD=HES INVOLVED WITH THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR

UGLY=SO ARE YOU

GOOD=YOUR SON STUDIES IN HIS ROOM A LOT

BAD=YOU FIND SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES IN THERE

UGLY=YOURE IN THEM

GOOD=YOU GIVE THE BIRDS AND BEES TALK TO YOUR 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

BAD=SHE KEEPS INTERRUPTING

UGLY=WITH CORRECTIONS