As the name tells, we are always looking to feed our valuable customer's needs by offering the best of our products that ranges from Spice Incenses, Plant Feeders, Smoking accessories, stash storage and T-shirts. We are constantly striving to offer the best value for money on our products&delivery.
Our Valuable Customers will be always updated about our new products even before putting them up on our shop, This way, we make sure that we are always bringing what you are looking for and that is why our name is FEEDYOUNEED!!!!
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Welcome
To My World
***Yin-Yang.2008
FEEDYOURNEED***
Funny
Jokes:
First
Joke of the Week:
“Mother,
where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and
Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby,
honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had
daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
**Hope you Enjoy it!!**
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Second
Joke of The week:
A
retired gentleman went to the
social security office to apply for Social Security.
The
woman behind
the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He
looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He
told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his
wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman
says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly
silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When
he gets home,
the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social
security office.
She
says, "You
should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
**Hope you Enjoy it!!**
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